Camp B - Resort

Here’s something I came across that I thought was funny. Most of these are true, but the internet in your room is a little bit of a stretch.

Resort - Oasis in the Desert

- We offer First Class transportation to and from the resort on our top of the line Black Hawk helicopters
- First class shuttle buses around the resort
- Most Rooms are located on the boardwalk with close access to all the wonderful ammenities
- Beachfront resort with plenty of sand for all the kids at heart
- Wildlife and bird watching just outside your door
- Internet access in your room
- Opportunities to view daily air shows from your doorstep
- We offer the best dining facility in the area and several other eating establishments which offer the finest American-style cuisine
- Free unlimited supply of Baskin Robin's ice cream
- Access to our large fitness facility available 24 hours daily
- Many classes to include dancing and aerobics
- Fun for all in our weekly karaoke or card game competitions
- Organized athletics for those who enjoy the spirit of competition and wish to build long standing friendships
- And best of all, we pay YOU to stay with us!
- Rates depend on yor duration and standing of membership
- This is an all-inclusive resort
- To register today, please contact yor career manager and ask for the Camp B vacation package with lengths of stay ranging from six to fifteen months!